Frankly Speaking...

Frank Sr. went shopping with Frank Jr. and Frank III at a supermarket to buy franks. You see, the three Franks were going to have a big picnic to celebrate Frank Juniors little league baseball team's championship victory.

When the three Franks entered the store, Frank III went on his own to search for the franks. As Frank Sr. and Frank Jr. were entering the meat department, they noticed that Frank was missing, and rushed to the stores clerk, named Frank, and asked if they saw Frank III.

The clerk Frank stated and I quote: "To be frank, Frank, and Frank, I don't know where Frank is, but I can tell you where to find franks". Frank Sr. asked the clerk Frank frankly, "Find Frank's what?". The clerk Frank said "franks Section". Frank Jr. said "What an insult Frank! Although my son Frank has a little meat around Him, you don't have to insult Him like that Frank!". "No No" replied the clerk Frank. "I was just saying that I can tell you where the franks are" "Oh, said Frank Jr.", so Frank apologized to Frank and told his Father Frank to follow Him to the franks section to see if there was a Frank and some franks there.

Upon arriving at the franks section, Frank and Frank didn't see Frank but saw many franks. So Frank and Frank grabbed some franks and went ahead back to the clerk Frank to pay and check on Frank's whereabouts. "Hey Frank" said Frank and Frank, "We'll buy these franks, and did you see Frank?". Frank said "That will be 20 dollars each Frank and Frank". Frank and Frank both exclaimed "20 dollars for each frank?" Frank said "Yes. 20 dollars per Frank" Both Franks said "That's outragious! A pack of Franks for 20 dollars?" "No." replied Frank. "20 dollars for each of the Franks total franks". "Oh" said Frank and Frank to Frank.

Out of the blue came Frank up to Frank, Frank and Frank(the Frank without the franks, and the Frank that was lost looking for the franks, and the other two Franks). "Frankly", said the oldest Frank of the three Franks while holding a half dozen franks, "Frank, you should really be frank to Frank and tell him not to run off and search frank sections for franks leaving other Franks asking Frank about Frank's whereabouts"....

So it came to pass, that stores clerk named Frank changed his name to Patty and even changed Himself physically, somewhat. So Patty banned franks from all of HER stores. However, She/He disappeared just three days after encountering a little problem with A Grandmother, daughter, and granddaughter, all related to the Franks named above, whose names were Patty, Patty, and Patty. You see, Patty, Patty, and Patty asked Patty where the Patties were.

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